Three coats, two scarves, can never be too hot.
And there's a legal limit to the "rain" here,...In Camel lot.
And for a ride they charge you quite a lot
By order, camels must not lose their temper,
In Camel lot.
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
That's how conditions are.
The camels never poop til after sundown
By eight a.m. it all must disappear
In short there's simply not
...a more congenial spot
For happily ever-aftering